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About Me Member Wannabe Novelist ZarimMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Thu Jul 9, 2009, 7:23 AM
  • Mood: Speechless
  • Listening to: Le Valse de Amélie
  • Reading: Eisenhorn
  • Watching: BEHBEES
  • Playing: Prototype
  • Eating: Brunch with my dad shortly
  • Drinking: Dicks
So last night I had a dream that my buddy Mitch came over for a weekend when his dad came to pick him up in a race car. They were driving away and, while I was watching them go, they suddenly turned and tried to hit me. I rolled out of the way and they crashed into the house and died in a fiery explosion. The police said it wasn't my fault, but the next day we got a letter written in crazy ass cursive from the local branch of weeaboos claiming that it was our fault Mitch died in a fiery explosion while trying to kill me.

So for the next three days the weeaboos started shooting up my house in drive-bys, killing various people, and general being gangsta as fuck. Finally my dad brought a ton of heavy firepower and I woke up before we had an epic standoff with a bunch of my friends and I holed up inside our house with tons of weaponry.

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  • Current Residence: Everywhere.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: XL-XXL
  • Interests: Video Games, Comics, Writing, Movies, general death and destruction
  • Favourite movie: Amelie
  • Favourite band or musician: DragonForce
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal
  • Favourite artist: Andy Warhol
  • Favourite poet or writer: Philip K. Dick
  • Favourite photographer: I dunno
  • Favourite style of art: Again, I dunno
  • Operating System: Vista/Mac OS X
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod, nuggas
  • Shell of choice: This miserable shell of existance because I'm so hardcore and depressed, listen to me angst.
  • Wallpaper of choice: The kind with the flowers on them. Ya know the kind.
  • Skin of choice: I appreciate the type attached to my musculature.
  • Favourite game: Phoenix Wright Series
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Pickles the Drummer
  • Personal Quote: "When life hands you lemons, squeeze them into your enemies wounds." - Me
  • Tools of the Trade: Word Processor, Pen, Paper, a large axe.

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thank you for the fave!

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si'down, shu'up, AND DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA, YOU VACANT AIRHEAD!!!! god, it's not like it's BAD for you...
You know you've played too much FF when you walk past your car looking for your chocobo.
Thank you for the fav, btw your webcam pic scares me. :)
No prob.

And don't be frightened, the Babtipede only attacks those whose flesh I deem succulent enough for it to consume.

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WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM
Good, i didn't want to be the next meal i guess it wont be good to my health.
thanx 4 da fave

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wanna no how to get page views??[link]
see isnt it easy.
thanks for the fav! :heart:
Thanks for the fav :)

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What? Oh, no! It's the cops!
... And a construction worker!
Thankees for the :+fav:! :D

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Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes and I'm taken to a place where your crystal mind and magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine sweet like a chica cherry cola.

Savage Garden
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Thank you for the favorite! :D

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