forced me into this at gunpoint.

Quick, pick 12 OCs!

1. Iblis
2. Christopher Stewart
3. Nao
4. Vincent of Thrane
5. Brother 3
6. Hammerspace
7. Bertrand
8. Zarim
9. Jon the Grey
10. Bloody Kate
11. Admiral Olaf
12. Kyrik


1) 9 (Jon the Grey) becomes a prostitute! WHAT HAPPENS?!

People end up giving a few years to the Grim Reaper of the Sea in exchange for sex.

2) 6 (Hammerspace) and 7 (Bertrand) are trapped in a car together! What do they do until 3 (Reverend Nao) comes to bust them out?

Reminisce about the olden days.


3) 8 (Zarim) and 12 (Kyrik) run for president, with 4 (Vincent) and 10 (Kate) as their running mates. Then they all decided to get plastered instead. They wake up the next morning all together in one bed. What did they do in their drunken fury?!

Zarim and Kate got close to each other and Zarim decided to cockblock. Kyrik tried to murder Zarim, but Zarim wasn't having any of that. He went to see if Kyrik was anatomically correct when Kate and Vincent came in drunk, with lots of booze. They all get drunk and pass out on the bed that was conveniently in the place they were.

4) I sure set you up in that last question, didn't I? Why is 5 (Brother 3) standing in your doorway with whipped cream on their privates?

H-he's a robot...that doesn't even...

What!?

5) 1 (Iblis), 2 (Chris), and 11 (Admiral Olaf) go on a Grand Theft Auto-esque killing spree! Who gets the tank, who gets the jet-pack, who crashes their helicopter into the highest building, and who jumps off said building for no apparent reason?

Iblis only murders people who deserve it, Chris murders everyone he thinks might have money, and Olaf is trying to arrest the other two.

6) OMG IT'S HALLOWEEN! Their costumes?

1. Iblis - Frankenstein, or Drizz't Do'Urden
2. Christopher Stewart - Some kind of 80's Punk.
3. Nao - The Man With No Name
4. Vincent of Thrane - A knight from a Thranite legend.
5. Brother 3 - Afro Samurai
6. Hammerspace - Frankenstein. Again. Tilak insisted.
7. Bertrand - Rogal Dorn
8. Zarim - A dude wearing a tasteless t-shirt strung out on cocaine and whiskey sours. OH WAIT.
9. Jon the Grey - A pirate, what else?
10. Bloody Kate - Ophelia from Hamlet
11. Admiral Olaf - A cop.
12. Kyrik - Nothing, he doesn't do Halloween.

7) 4 (Vincent) is investigating a serial killer. He/She discovers it's 2 (Chris) and catches him. 4 (Vincent) quits their job with the FBI, but 6 (Hammerspace) convinced them to solve one last case. 3 (Nao), an annoying tabloid reporter, bugs 4 (Vincent) about 2 (Chris), who 4 (Vincent) sees to get help on the case. Meanwhile, 8 (Zarim) meets 5 (Brother 3), they have a fling, and 8 (Zarim) turns out to be the new killer 4 (Vincent) is looking for. 8 (Zarim) sets 3 (Nao) on fire and goes to Brooklyn and eats a painting. 2 (Chris) gives 8 (Zarim) 4 (Vincent)'s home address, endangering their wife 7 (Bertrand) and son 9 (Jon). 8 (Zarim) sees 5 (Brother 3) with 10 (Bloody Kate) and shoots him, steals 5 (Brother 3), sets his/her house on fire, pretends to kill his/herself, and leaves 5 (Brother 3) in the house to die. 5 (Brother 3) gets out as 4 (Vincent) arrives. Back home, 4 (Vincent), 7 (Bertrand), and 9 (Jon) are attacked by the still living 8 (Zarim), who 7 (Bertrand) shoots to death, after 4 (Vincent) got shot a bunch of times. 4 (Vincent) gets a letter from 2 (Chris). 1 (Iblis), 11 (Olaf), and 12 (Kyrik) had no part in this.

8) Which OC first realized that the last question was the basic plot of the movie Red Dragon?

Zarim.

9) 1 (Iblis), 11 (Olaf), and 12 (Kyrik) go to a disco as revenge for not being part of question 7. What do they do?

Iblis and Olaf dance, despite the looks of horror at the brutally scarred fellow and the elderly Swede dancing with young people. Kyrik analyzes everything.

10) 4 (Vincent) becomes an Olympic swimmer! Are they awesome or a failure pile in a sadness bowl?

He's pretty awesome, lots of people give him money and endorsements and shit.

11) 5 (Brother 3) stars in a porno, along with 3 (Nao). 7 (Bertrand) is the director. What is (Jon) 9's reaction?

"Is that a robut an' a cowboy? That's...what? What kind of magical pitcha box is this?"

12) 11 (Olaf) has an affair with 8 (Zarim) to make 2 (Chris) jealous. 6 (Hammerspace) is disgusted, and 12 (Kyrik) laughs in their stupid faces. Does 10 (Kate) have a nice ass?

Probably.

13) So, number 6 (Hammerspace)... Why so serious?

"I hwas put in a deathcamp."

14) 7 (Bertrand), 1 (Iblis), and 12 (Kyrik) become a ninja team, and 9 (Jon) is their sensei. THEN WUT?!

Those three would make awesome ninjas. Kyrik would be a robot who kills people with his hands and guns, Bertrand would be the blade expert who also uses guns, and Iblis would be skilled with specialty weapons and poisons.

Only problem is the fact that they're lead by a pirate.

15) 3 (Nao) can never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

No, but he can still shoot 'em in the face.

16) 7 (Bertrand) poisons (Jon) 9's drink and does unspeakable acts to his/her dead body. 2 (Chris) finds out about it. Who do they warn first, 10 (Kate) or 8 (Zarim)?

Probably neither, Jon hates Zarim and doesn't know Kate.

17) Would 4 (Vincent) and 11 (Olaf) ever have sex?

Hell no, Olaf's an old man and Vincent is homophobic.

18) Why does 1 (Iblis) have a squirrel growing out of their head?

I blame wizards.

19) 5 (Brother 3) gave 12 (Kyrik) AIDS. What does 3 (Nao) have to say about that?
(BAHA.)

"...how in the hell do a coupla robots have AIDS?"

20) IT'S OVER! 6 (Adrian) threatens you to tag someone, or become their kinky slave! (Because these quizzes wouldn't be complete without a BDSM reference...)

Hammerspace, why joo godda be so stoo-piiiid?

I'm too lazy to tag anyone, and my internet's being a dick, so I'm not gonna change my mood, but if you must know it's "Sick as hell"